Saturday, 31. October 2026, Under the Arch, Official Kickoff of the Buechler 2028 Presidential Bid

from 31. October 2026 - 18:00 till 22:00

Under the Arch

34 people attending
Event description
Join me as I officially start my run for the office of Burger King (TM) of the Kentucky Fried Corporations of America© (The closest equivalent office to our modern president in the future)

I plan to run with The Mario Party, on what will be considered a radical platform of moral integrity, common sense, and the belief that the people of our great nation have the inalienable God-given right to Wang-Chung tonight.

Also, who better to lead the country through the latter, and still bloodiest, years of the eventual Cards Fan/Cubs Fan Civil War than a man who has deep roots in both Illinois and St louis, and has years worth of on peace keeping missions durring the Marvel/DC Cold War? Who else has the vision to construct such rediculously goofy and obnoxiously leangthy runon questions that you don't realize how truly wordy they are until you reach the end of the sentence and realize the entire unbroken passage you just read is followed up by a single question mark?

The answer, is no one. No one except Joshua Wolfgang Amadeus Chewy Michael von Buechler.

Remember: Vote Buechler in '28 for a scraglier America

Official Kickoff of the Buechler 2028 Presidential Bid , Under the Arch event

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