Sunday, 01. November 2026, American events, Semi-Official Kickoff of the O'Hanna 2028 Presidential Bid

from 01. November 2026 - 23:00
till 02. November 2026 - 0:00
20 people attending
Event description
Join my quest to take the crown and charbroiled throne of Burger King™ of the KFCA© from my esteemed opponent, Senator Producer Associate Captain Executive Josh Buechler.

I hold my loyalties to the Donner Party, with a platform of tolerance, paranoia, free will, corruption, and a general code of ethics. Our nation will be great for the privileged few able to survive, for I will re-administer the survival of the fittest by making Human vs. Zombies and Battle Royale real life events.

Annual festivals of violence for the sake of population control aside, my reign of democratic power will create an era of peace and goodwill to all. I will establish prohibition on marriage of any kind, all reality shows ever will be cancelled, and evolution might even be taught in public schools.

What experience do I have to even consciously think about such a radical, offensive, and illogical new system of government? As a former boy scout, a former member of a fight club, a former superhero, and a current cosplayin', demon slayin', soothsayin' technopath, I believe in throwing policies at the wall and seeing what sticks.

Vote O’Hanna in 2028 for a terrifying but totally awesome tomorrow!

Semi-Official Kickoff of the O'Hanna 2028 Presidential Bid, American events event

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