The End of the World - The Church of !Blair!

As the title refers to, the followers of !BLAIR! believes (if even so) that if the human race do not pull themselves together and disregard the norms and stop being so “normal”, the gods will “remove their protective hands“ from our world by the 14:th of September, 2047, on the strike of 03:28 (GMT). And as a result, lemur-like creatures with rainbow-patterned bodies will be free to invade the planet of earth wielding giant burritos which they will punish the entire human race with by clubbing them mercilessly. You have been warned.