Wednesday, 18. October 2028, long riston village hall, pirate/alien/satanist cult which worships my little pony

from 18. October 2028 - 0:00 till 3:00

long riston village hall

88 people attending
Event description
HELLO LAYDDIES, IT IS I, YOUR NEW FAVORITE, LOVABLE CULT LEADER CRAZY COMMANDER CROMPTON. I'VE DEVISED A NEW RELIGON I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO JOIN. ITS STATIONED AT LONG RISTON VILLAGE HALL AS MY SMALL EVIL LAIR IS UNCAPABLE OF SUPPORTING SO MANY FOLLOWERS. HERE ARE THE RULES:
DRESS CODE: OPTIONAL (NUDITY IS PREFERABLE)

1} MY EVIL PLAN IS TO GATHER ALL THE CHILDREN'S TOYS WHICH ARE NOT AFFILIATED WITH MY LITTLE PONY, SO THAT WE MAY BURN THEM ALL. THEY ARE UNHOLY AND BAD FOR THE CHILDREN. I NED TO VANQUISH THEM ALL, PLEASE JOIN ME. I HAVE FOUND THAT THE OTHER CHILDRENS TOYS LOOK AT ME IN A JUDGEMENTAL WAY, AND PORTRAY A NARROW MINDED VIEW OF LIFE FOR THE CHILDREN. ALSO, MORE IMPORTANTLY, THEY MAKE MY ***** FEEL FUNNY :S

SO BRING ALL THE CHILDRENS TOYS YOU CAN FIND; BARBIES, ACTION MAN, HOT WHEELS AND THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL SOFT PLUSHY ANIMALS AND BABY DOLLS. THEY MUST BE DESTROYED OR THE WORLD WILL END.

also, i want to exterminate the real housewives of orange county by running them over with blimps... the event will take place 6.6.2066 and i will make an facebook invite nearer to the date...

pirate/alien/satanist cult which worships my little pony, long riston village hall event

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